Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.

Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry

Terrible Oregon Trail Joke You are playing Oregon trail and you come across a wandering stranger. The stranger comes up to you and asks if he could join your group. You say I don't know what is your name. The stranger responds with Terry. You say no thanks Terry you can't join our group. Then Terry pulls a gun out and shoots and kills you. You die of dysentery.

Cannibals again! Three friends are trekking through an aboriginal Amazonian jungle when they are captured by cannibals. They are taken to the chief one at a time for their doom. The chief explains how the cannibal society places great value on self control and bravery in the face of pain, and if they can successfully pass a test of bravery they will be allowed to go free. Otherwise they will be eaten. The prisoners are removed to a holding area in a nearby cave and brought out one at a time. Eac…