A man and his lawyer walk into a bank... The man dumps out over $300,000 on the table to be deposited in a new account. Stunned, the banker asks, ""how did you get all this money?"". ""well, I like to make bets"" says the man. For example, I'll bet you $10,000 I can lick my own eyeball. Thinking that it is impossible, the banker accepts the bet and as he does, the man pops out his glass eye and gives it a lick. _ The banker is slightly upset but pays the man. Next the man bets the banker $10,000 if he can bite his own back. Eager to make his money back, the bankers agrees, thinking it is impossible. Just then, the man pulls out his dentures and chomps them down on his back. annoyed, the banker still pays him. _ After he is paid, the man says, ""ok double or nothing, I bet I can stand on your desk and piss into that trash can on the other side of the room and not miss one drop"". The banker, seeing that it is physically impossible, accepts the bet. The man jumps up on the banker's desk and starts pissing on everything. ""Ha! I knew you couldn't do that!"" yells the banker. Just as he is jumping with excitement, he notices the lawyer in the other chair shaking his head and looking agitated. ""What's wrong?"" asks the banker. ""before we walked in here, I bet him $100,000 that he could take a piss on your desk and you would be happy"".