Zebra Joke! So a zebra was confused one day about whether he is a horse that's black with whites stripes or white with black stripes. He goes to his priest and asks him. He says, ""only God knows. Go and pray to find the answer."" The zebra goes and pray about it and God said, ""You are what you are."" Well this confused the zebra so he asked again and got the same answer. He proceeded to try one more time and did indeed get the answer, ""You are what you are."" So, the zebras tells the priest the story and the priest calmly states that he is a white horse with white stripes. Puzzled, he asks the priest how he knows this to which he responds, ""If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said 'You is what you is.'""