A woman sees an ad for labioplasty in the paper... ... So she she decides to get the operation, so her husband can enjoy the tightness of her youth. After the operation, she wakes up with three roses on her chest. Curious, she asks the nurse, ""who are the roses from?"" ""Well,"" says the nurse, ""The first rose is from your husband. He wanted to thank you for undergoing the operation, and he said he's looking forward to enjoying the results."" ""and the second rose?"" asks the woman. ""That's from the surgeon,"" replied the nurse, ""He noticed that you had taken some extra time to... prepare the area, and wanted to say thank you."" ""Well that was very nice of him!"" said the woman, ""And who is the third rose from?"" ""Oh, "" said the nurse, ""that's from Eddie in the burn ward. He wanted to say thanks for his new ears.""