The Two Nuns and the Blind man. There were once two nuns taking a bath together when all of a sudden they hear a knock at the door. ""Who is it?"" yells out one of the nuns. ""It's me, the blind man."" replies the man at the door. ""Ok, come on up."" calls the second nun. A short moment later, they heard the footsteps up the staircase and soon the door to the bathroom opened. ""Oh, hello Sisters. I like your new towels. Now where do you want the blinds?"" Bu dum tss