A Rabbi, a priest, and a holy roller walk onto a car lot. After much searching, they all find the car of their dreams. Perfect color, size, gas mileage, and price. They tell the salesman what they want, but he informs them that there is only one of these cars on the lot, and they have no idea when they will get another shipment. The priest has an idea. ""We will let God decide! Let us each bless the car, and God will then choose one of us and let us buy it!"" They all agree to this, so the priest starts saying a rosary and waving a cross over the car's hood. The holy roller starts babbling and splashing the windows with holy water. After about 10 minutes of this, the two men were confused; they hadn't seen the Rabbi since they started... he was behind the car, cutting two inches off the tailpipe.