Best submarine As the Cold War is ending, peacetalks are being held between the USA and the USSR. Two sailors, one Soviet and one US, are sharing cigarettes and are looking at the grand show of military power from a nearby pier. The American boast about the US navy: (with a thick Texan accent) **""Our submarines are state of the art and can stay submerged for weeks at a time! There is nothing that you reds could do about it!""** The soviet sailor replies: (in heavily accented English) *""HA! Our grand Soviet engineers have managed toe create technologies that allow our subs to stay underwater for over 6 months!""* As they argue about their respective submarines they are startled as suddenly a periscope appears, followed by a hatch that opens and a guy asking them: ""Hallo, wo kann ich hier benzin kaufen?""