Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia.

Eastern Europe - 1989 "If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"

A man from Moscow decides to move to a new collective farm in Siberia. His family is excited at the possibility of leaving their cramped flat in the city for a nice country house, but they have heard mixed things about the new Siberian farms so the man agrees to go on his own first, and write back to let them know if they should follow him or not. They know the government censors will read the letter, so they agree in advance to use a simple code: anything written in blue ink is true, but anythi…

Deep in Siberia, three prisoners huddle around a small fire and discuss their sentences. ""Every day, I arrived five minutes late to work,"" says the first. ""Because I was careless, I was arrested for sabotage."" ""Do not fool yourself,"" says the second. ""Every day, I arrived five minutes early to work. I was arrested for spying."" The third stares quietly at the fire, rocking his head back and forth. ""Every day I arrived precisely on time,"" he says. ""My record was perfect. It was in this …