An elderly woman decides she wants a husband... An elderly woman decides its time she starts looking for husband, so she puts out and ad in the local news paper stating: LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND HE MUST: not beat me not leave me be good in bed So with these simple requirements she waits a few days with no response, but then one morning she hers her doorbell ring and goes to answer it. Standing at the door is a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him, ""Are you here about the ad?"" he replied, ""Yes, I meet all the requirements see, I have no arms therefor I cannot beat you, and I have no legs therefor I cannot leave you."" she asks, ""well are you good in bed?"" the man responds, ""I rang the doorbell didn't I?""