These three blondes where going to purchase a Christmas tree but they then decided to go into the forest to chop down a real one. The first blonde said ""I dont care how long it takes us I want a perfect tree."" The other two blondes agreed saying ""We won't leave untill we find the right one."" Three days later they were still searching. The first blonde looked at her two tired and hungry friends and said ""I promise the next tree we come across we'll chop it down and take it home and i wont ca…

One cold winter morning, during the Christmas season, a mailman was doing his route. As he was delivering all the Christmas cards, he came to a house and realized that they had so much mail that it wouldn't fit in the box, so he decided to knock on the door. As the door was answered, a beautiful blond woman stood staring at him. The mailman said ""I'm sorry for bothering you, but I couldn't get all your mail into your box, so here it is."" The woman looked at him and said, ""Why don't you come i…

So these three blondes die trying to jump the Grand Canyon... Fortunately for them, they were all Christians, so they went straight up to Heaven and met Saint Peter at the gate. He put down his newspaper and greeted the women with a smile. ""Alright ladies, I have no problem letting you into Heaven, but you need to answer me one simple question- what is Easter?"" ""Oh that's easy!"" The first blonde steps forward ""It's that holiday when the Pilgrims came to America and we celebrate all of our b…

Three blondes arrive at the gates of St. Peter There's a lot of openings in heaven, so St. Peter decides to give them an easy test. He says to them, ""If you can tell me what Easter is, you can come in"" The first blonde says, ""Easter is that time in November where we eat turkey and are really thankful!"" St. Peter was surprised by this, but nevertheless he looked at the next blonde. ""Easter is that time in December where we celebrate Jesus' birth!"" she said. St. Peter was blown away. He look…