These three blondes where going to purchase a Christmas tree but they then decided to go into the forest to chop down a real one. The first blonde said ""I dont care how long it takes us I want a perfect tree."" The other two blondes agreed saying ""We won't leave untill we find the right one."" Three days later they were still searching. The first blonde looked at her two tired and hungry friends and said ""I promise the next tree we come across we'll chop it down and take it home and i wont care if it's decorated for Christmas or not.""