Two chemists walked into a bar. *corny chemistry joke* The first chemist said ""I'll have H20."" So he drinks his H20 and feels fine. The second chemist said ""I'll have H20 2."" He dies. He couldn't handle the Hydrogen Peroxide.

be ""chemistry""ful before you ask for something Two man walk into a bar, first man to bartender, ""Can I have an H2O"" As the bartender tends to the first man, the second man ""That sounds cool, can I have an H2O too"" and they found the second man dead after some time

Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

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