Two old men...... ......decide that they were close to their last days and decide to have a last night out on the town. After a few drinks they end up in a brothel. The madam takes one look at the 2 old geezers and asks the manager, ""Set up two blow-up dolls in first two rooms upstairs. These guys are so drunk, they would not notice. I am not wasting two of my girls on them!"" The manager does as he was asked and the men then goes upstairs and take care of their business. On their way back home…

Father Murphy walks into a pub ... Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets ""Do you want to go to heaven?"" The man said ""I do, Father"". The priest said ""Then stand over there against the wall"". Then the priest asked the second man ""Do you want to go to heaven?"" ""Certainly, Father"" was the man's reply. ""Then stand over there against the wall"" said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said ""Do you want to go to heaven?"" O'Toole …

On the top floor of a hotel, there was a panorama bar... ...and two men were each enjoying a quiet drink. One of them asks the other: ""What are you drinking?"" The other replies: ""Scotch, single malt. It's pretty good."" Then the first man says ""You should really try out this bourbon right here - two shots of these, and you can do anything."" The second man wasn't convinced, so it was up to the first man to prove it. He swallowed his drink, went over to the window and jumped out fell all the …

Mean when drunk Two men are drinking at a bar. One man goes to the other ""did you know if you jump out that window you will fall three stories then the wind will blow you around the building and in through a window."" The other man says ""Bullshit"" The first man goes ""look I will show you."" He then jumps out the window. Sure enough three stories down he got blown around the building and in through a window. He goes back up to the other man and goes ""Your turn"". The second man jumps and fal…