Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer.

[party] What exactly does BYOB mean? "Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

"Alcohol is just water with feelings in it," said the girl who failed chemistry.