Good old grandpa! Grandpa: gatherer around little ones! I am going to tell you a story of my youth! Kids: yaayy grandpa!! tell us, tell us!! Grandpa: When I was young I used to be an explorer and a hunter! Kids: Wooowww really grandpa? Grandpa: yes yes.. this one time I was in the Amazon jungle hunting a lion!! Kids: Incredible grandpa tell us more!! Grandpa: well, I was trying to find a trail when out of nowhere the lion jumped at me and growled GRRRRAAAAARRRRRR!! .. I shit my pants!! Kids: Well, I bet you were really scared grandpa!! Grandpa: no no.. I shit my pants just now when I went GRAAARRR!!