Tiny Concerto So, a guy walks into a bar. It's early in the afternoon, and he's the only customer, so he sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings it, sets it down, and says, ""That'll be 20 dollars."" The man looks at him, wide-eyed, and says ""Twenty dollars? For one freaking beer?"" ""Oh no"", says the barkeep, 3 dollars for the beer, and 17 for the show."" The man swiftly replies, ""I don't want any show. Just give me the beer."" The bartender then says, ""I'll tell you what, I'll put on the show, and if you don't agree that it's the most incredible thing you've ever seen, I'll refund all your money, and the beer is on the house."" ""Okay"", says the patron, ""Here's the 20, but this better be good"". The bartender smiles, and reaches under the bar, pulling out a tiny piano, and sets it on the bar. ""That's nothing"", says the man, ""My daughter has one just like it."" ""Wait"" says the barkeep, and reaches down again to pull up a tiny man, about a foot tall, who pulls up a little chair, and sits down at the piano. ""Ask him to play anything"", says the bartender. The man proceeds to attempt to stump the little piano player with all his favorite tunes, and is amazed that he not only knows them all, but plays them all beautifully. ""Where did you come across this guy? You are right, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen"", says the man. The bartender thinks for a minute, then reaches down again, pulling out an old lamp, resembling Aladdin's. The man is floored, and says, ""Are you telling me that this is a magic lamp, and if I rub it, a genie will appear, and I get a wish?"" ""For a hundred bucks, yes"", says the barkeep. The man can't get his money out fast enough. The bartender adds, ""But be careful, the genie is a little hard of hearing, and you can only have one wish, for life"". ""No problem"", says the man, my wish is simple. So he rubs the lamp, and 'POOF!', the genie appears, saying, ""How may I serve you master?"" ""I want a million bucks"", says the man, in a very loud voice. ""Granted"", says the genie, and disappears. The man looks around, and no money anywhere to be found. Suddenly outside he hears a loud noise, ""Quack, Quack, Quack"". He looks out the door, and there are nothing but ducks, as far as he can see. ""Oh no"", says the man, ""He thought I asked for a million ducks"". ""Well, I told you he was hard of hearing"", says the bartender, ""What do you think I asked for, a twelve inch pianist?""