You'll never hear the phrase "It's time to separate the men from the boys" in a Catholic church.

[Catholic church] *priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything

The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church.

The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus