You hear Pete Carroll is getting recruited for a new job.. Yeah, he is getting offers from the Pope at the Vatican! The Pope said that if he can make 100 million people say ""Jesus Christ"" at the same time, he needs to work for the Catholic Church

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No." "Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."

You'll never hear the phrase "It's time to separate the men from the boys" in a Catholic church.

[Catholic church] *priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything