A husband and wife go into a pet store... The husband tells his wife that for her birthday present, the wife can pick out any animal in the store. She takes her time looking at all the different cats, dogs, guinea pigs etc., and isn't particularly fond of any of them. She eventually sees this large frog in the far corner of the store and immediately falls in love with it and tells her husband, ""I have to have this frog."" So the husband and wife bring it up to the cashier. Before cashing them out, the cashier says, ""I have to warn you before you buy this frog, that there is something very peculiar about him--he gives AMAZING blow jobs."" The wife, unfazed, still wants the frog, so the husband buys it for her and they bring the frog home. Later that night around 2 in the morning, the wife wakes up to some clattering coming from downstairs and finds her husband is not in the bed with her. She hops out of bed and walks downstairs to find out what's going on. Upon walking downstairs and walking into the kitchen, she finds a mess--pots and pans strewn everywhere in the room. Some filled with strange food concoctions. There is flour spilled everywhere. And then she sees her husband with the frog. She immediately shouts, ""What the hell is going on here!?"" The husband, turns around and says, ""listen, if i can teach this frog to cook, you're outta here.""