for those of you who are americans, a brakpan girl is something like a redneck girl... Brakpan is a place in South Africa A Brakpan girl was involved in a serious crash. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road. Medic: ""OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."" Brakpan: ""Ok."" Medic: ""How many fingers am I putting up?"" Brakpan: ""Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!""

A Texan while visiting Toronto found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver ""What's that building there?"" ""That's the Royal York Hotel"" replied the cabbie. ""The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?"" asked the Texan. ""About 12 years"" replied the cabbie. ""12 years? We build 'em twice as high twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas and we do that in six months."" A while later the cab …

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car

Dapple's Car Accident Once upon a frosty Canadian winter, there lived a man named Dapple. Dapple was a proud Canuck, born and raised in the heart of the Great White North. He loved the snow, the maple syrup, and of course, ice hockey. But one fateful day, his life took an unexpected turn. Dapple was driving through the snow-covered streets of Toronto when a moose, yes, a moose, darted out onto the road. In a panic, Dapple swerved his car and ended up in a spectacular collision with a snowpl…