Priest and a rabbi in a car accident A priest and a rabbi have a fender-bender in the middle of an intersection. They get out to survey the damage, and the rabbi turns to the priest and says, ""You know, this is a pretty trivial event, all things considered. I've got some Manischewitz in the car -- how about you and I drink to the friendship between our two faiths?"" The priest readily agrees, and takes a big swig from the bottle the rabbi offers. Then the rabbi puts the cork back in and tosses the bottle in his car. ""Aren't you going to drink your own toast?"" the priest asks, puzzled. ""Oh,"" the rabbi responds, ""I think I'll wait until after the cops leave.""