When a celebrity tweets a whiny complaint at an airline, I vigilantly pray for them to get stranded on a runway for 72 hours.

Three guys survive a plane crash Both pilots and a passenger. They find themselves stranded in a dense unknown jungle. After hours of searching for some sort of help or civilization the ground starts to rumble. In panic they run through the vegetation but it's no use. A huge monstrous cyclops rushes from behind them and scoops them up. With a sinister voice he says "" I am king of this forest, ruler of pain and conquer of death. If you wish to escape you must complete a challenge. Each of you mu…

Three famous footballers are on a plane... Three famous footballers are on a plane and all of a sudden it crashes on a desert island. All three players survive but all the crew but the pilot's bodies are irretrievable. They decide to cannibalise the pilots body to survive, the first players says, ""I support Manchester so i will eat the chest."" the next player says ""I support Liverpool so i will eat the liver."" the Final player says ""I support Arsenal but i'm not hungry""

An chinese man, African man, and American man are stranded in the desert... ... they've been lost for days and are running low on water. They only have 1 bottle left. They talk amongst themselves and realize that if they share it they will all surely die. So they decide to have a jumping contest to decide who can have it. That way at least one of them has a chance of surviving. The Chinese man goes first. He jumps and hits a a tree. Upset, he says ""I could have jumped higher if I didn't hit tha…