A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P

A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'

A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?""

A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?""