So Caesar was having a meeting with all his generals and all of them were there. after deliberating and planning and drinking all night without food or rest they were all extremely hungry. So Caesar says to Brutus, ""go fetch us a dozen donuts"". And Brutus runs threw the market to fetch the donuts. When he got there they were at their freshest and smelled delicious, so he decided ""to hell with them"" and ate one. As he walked back he could not resist the smell and thought ""they're drunk they'…

A businessman walks into a bar After a long day working late at the office. He settles into a stool near the bar and orders some suds from the bartender. Out of nowhere, the man hears a tiny voice call out ""Nice tie!"". Startled, the man looks around, and only sees a few locals tending to their drinks a few seats down. He plays it off, finishes his beer, and orders another round. Not long afterwards, the man hears another tiny voice say ""Your jacket looks great!"". Unsettled, the man looks aro…

A JOURNEY FROM MAN TO MONK There was once a man just like me and you. He woke up in the morning, went to work and enjoyed a beer with his friends in the evening. One day the man was walking down an empty street when a young man jumped at him with a knife, stabbed him and took his money. The man thought surely he would die as he lay on the ground bleeding. But then out of nowhere a monk appeared. The monk pocked him up and carried him away. Soon after the man lost consciousness, but when he awoke…

A Test of Skill... A private intelligence organization wants to go on a secret mission, and they want to select the best man for the job. They call for three secret agents for a test of skill: a CIA agent, an MI6 agent, and a KGB agent. They give each one a pistol and put a ping pong ball in a tree branch at about a hundred feet away. The agents have one shot to hit the ball. The CIA agent steps up and takes careful aim. Trying his best to keep his hand steady, he fires and misses. Next comes th…