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A businessman walks into a bar After a long day working late at the office. He settles into a stool near the bar and orders some suds from the bartender. Out of nowhere, the man hears a tiny voice call out ""Nice tie!"". Startled, the man looks around, and only sees a few locals tending to their drinks a few seats down. He plays it off, finishes his beer, and orders another round. Not long afterwards, the man hears another tiny voice say ""Your jacket looks great!"". Unsettled, the man looks around once more, and again, sees no one remotely paying attention to him besides the bartender, who slides a basket of peanuts down the bar to the man. Clearly shaken, the man chugs the remainder of his pint and orders another beer. Lo and behold, the man again hears the little voice say ""You make a difference!"". The man has enough, and asks the bartender what the hell is going on. ""Oh"", says the bartender, ""it's just the peanuts."" Bewildered, the man demands, ""What the hell do you mean 'the peanuts?'"" The bartender replies ""They're complimentary.""

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