A black bartender opens the bar early in the afternoon... ...and lets in a tiny old Chinese man, who is waiting at the door for the bar to open. As he comes in, he nods to the bartender, saying, ""Gimme a jigga, nigga!"" The bartender is fairly jaded to the racist world around him and says nothing, serving the old man a jigger of liquor. The Chinese man downs the drink and as he slaps the glass against the counter, says again, ""Gimme a jigga, nigga!"" The black man pours the drink, shaking his head and dreaming of a world in which all men are equal. The Chinese man drinks the jigger down again, slaps the glass against the bar and says, ""Gimme another jigga, nigga!"" The bartender is at the end of his rope now, and says, ""Listen, buddy. I own this bar. You can't come in my place and use racist epithets against me and expect service. Come here,"" he says as he starts to take off his apron, ""See what I mean."" He hands the apron to the Chinese man, sets the guy behind the bar and walks outside so he can enter and return, pretending to be a customer. He walks back into the establishment, steps to the bar, and says, ""Gimme a drink, Chink!"" The Chinese man, polishing glasses and playing the part of bartender, looks up and says, ""We don'ta serve nigga here.""