A plane is about to crash. (Don't know if this is a repost. If it is, I didn't know.) The pilot of a plane tells the passengers that the plane is going down. A woman frantically gets up from her chair and announces, ""All my life, I've never made sweet passionate love with a man. Before I die, I want someone to really make me feel like a woman."" Just then, a handsome man gets up from his chair. He walks down the aisle to the woman, removes his shirt, and asks her to iron it.