😄 Flight attendant: "will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?" Me: "yes" In my h...

PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?

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hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said "hope we don't die haha" at the same time and i jinxed him

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When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.

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When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.

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