A paedophile and I kid go for an evening walk in the woods They walk for a long time and as they get further in it gets darker and darker. The kid gets more and more nervous the further they walk. Finally he turns to the paedophile and says ""Mister, we've been walking for ages. I don't know where we are and it's really dark. I'm scared."" The paedophile turns to him and says ""You're scared? I've got to find my way out of here on my own!""