Professor: "Did you just show up drunk to my exam?" No way "Hungover then?" Nope "There's a lime wedge on your face"

Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.

I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol.

so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him.