A lawyer is about to enter a party.............. A lawyer is about to enter a party and decides to tell people that he's a doctor instead of a lawyer since people seem to think badly about lawyers and has always been attacked by lawyers jokes. After he's mingled for a little while, a guy comes up to him and tells him that there's another doctor there who works at the same hospital he does. To his surprise, this other doctor plays along and pretends to know him. After the party ends, the guy goes up to the doctor and says, ""Thanks for playing along. So, what does it feel like to be a real doctor?"" The man replies, ""I wouldn't know. I work for the IRS.""