Gangbangers in Heaven Forty gangbangers, complete with hoodies and hos, turn up at the pearly-gates demanding to be let in. St. Peter explains that he just can't let them all in at once & tells them to ""hang on a few minutes, whilst I just have a word with my boss."" So he goes off & gets on the phone to God. God says to him ""Go back down to them, but don't let any of them through the pearly gates until you've talked to them & established who have sinned & who have been righteous. Then get back on the phone to me & let me know how it went."" So St.Peter goes back down to talk to the gangbangers..... but, only minutes later, he's back on the phone to God. ""God, God ..... they're gone!"" God replies ... ""What ? All of them ?"" St.Peter replies .... ""No, the pearly gates!!!""