An elderly man who just retired Went out and purchased a Porshe. He decided that he would go take his brand new car for a ride and see what it could do. As he was speeding around the country side he sped past a police car on the side of the road. The officer noticing him going well above the speed limit gave chase. The elderly man looking in his rear vision mirror noticed. Swearing he put his foot down easily outpacing the police car. Only one minute later the elderly man said to himself ""what …

So a hunter made a deal with his wife that if he catches a bear, she would field clean and prepare it. If he doesn't, she gets a day at the spa. He walked out of their hunting lodge to his favorite spot and waited for a bear to pass by. He sees a few creatures, but not the trophy he's looking for. An hour goes by...two hours... three hours, and then finally, there it is. The biggest bear he'd ever seen. Well, he slowly, quietly picks up his gun, aims, pulls the trigger, and "click" the gun …

The chase is on A man is driving really fast, and a police car is chasing him. Amazingly, the chase goes on for over twenty miles. The man finally stops his car and faces the wrath of the police officer. The police officer yells at him and says "I've been chasing you for twenty miles, you'd better have a damn good reason for not stopping. The man says, I am sorry officer, I've had a really bad week. I got fired on Monday, my dog died on Tuesday, the bank foreclosed on Wednesday and just last …

70 year old man goes out and buys himself a new sports car As he's cruising down the highway at 75 mph, he sees a cop with their lights on start to give chase. Not wanting to get a speeding ticket with his new car the old man decides to floor it and shake the cop. So he guns it 85,95, 120 MPH flying down the highway swerving in and out of traffic. This goes on for a good hour with the cop keeping pace. Finally the old man has a change of heart and pulls over to the shoulder. The officer ge…