Blonde Joke A blonde is speeding on the road and a cop pulls her over. He walks over and asks for her license and registration. She pulls out all her papers and gives them to the cop. He checks her name on the scanner, she comes up with a flawless record(no tickets), yet she has been pulled over tons of times. He then radios in back to the police station and asks what's up with this girl. The man calls back and says, ""Oh her, yeah just walk over to her car and pull down your pants."" The confused cop walks over to the car and proceeds to pull down his pants. The blonde sighs and says, ""DAMN, not another breathalyser test.""