Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest.

My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault

- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons

"I can hear my annoying neighbor crying to Adele's new song as she throws away her empty, clinking beer bottles." - my neighbor