GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no...it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school

My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.

hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped "stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her

Thursday is like your high school boyfriend. It feels good but you know something better is right around the corner.