A (very) old stitch in time Best man goes to tailor for suit needed for following day's wedding. After many fittings both he and tailor at end of their patience. Final try-on goes as badly as those before. The man is upset the tailor determined. Awful fit,' says man. Perfect fit,' insists tailor as he pulls and pushes sleeves and shoulder pads. Lower your left shoulder an inch,' says the tailor. Man does but in doing so his right pants leg rides high over his shoe. No problem,' says tailor. Twist your hip slightly. The suit becomes clothesmodel perfect. He pays and steps out into the street where he gets a look at himself in the window's reflection. Upset by what he sees but without the time to do anything about it, he makes the posture adjustments and heads down the street. Two men across the street note his awkward passage and the one remarks, Poor soul, there but for the grace' Yeah,' says the other, but he has a marvelous tailor.'