A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead Take a Trip to the Desert and Can Only Bring one Item With Them While they are walking through the sand, the redhead says, ""I brought a jug of water! In case I get thirsty, I'll drink it."" She then looks at the brunette and asks her what she brought. The brunette says, ""I brought a protein bar with me. In case I get hungry, I'll eat it!"" She then turns to the blonde and notices that she's carrying a car door. She says, ""Why in the world would you bring a c…

A redditor walks in to bar... The bartender says, ""what'll you have?"" ""It's been so long since I've had a good laugh"", replies the redditor. ""I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."" ""That sounds easy enough"", replies the bartender. ""I should warn you"", the redditor says, ""I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again"". Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes. ""How about this?"" he asks, "…

A blonde, a brunette, and a Redhead are all in a bar The bartender goes up to them and says ""Hey ladies, I can grant you a wish if you can tell me one true statement."" ""However if you lie to me, you will disappear. Skeptical, the redhead goes up first and says ""Okay, then I think I am the prettiest one in this room."" The bartender says ""True, what's your wish?"" The redhead wishes for a diamond necklace and receives it and leaves the bar happy. Surprised, the brunette goes next eagerly and…

A black guy walks into a bar... A blond across the room is drunk and feeling frisky, so she walks up and asks, ""is it true what they say about black guys?"" Black guy says, ""Lets go outside and find out."" So they go out to the parking lot, he stabs her and steals her purse. Get it?