2 blondes in the rain... 2 blondes are leaving a bar when it starts pooring down rain. The first blonde realizes that she left the keys in the car and tries picking the lock. After a couple minutes of trying to open the door, the second blonde freaks out and says, ""Hurry up! It's raining cats and dogs and the convertable top is down!""

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead Take a Trip to the Desert and Can Only Bring one Item With Them While they are walking through the sand, the redhead says, ""I brought a jug of water! In case I get thirsty, I'll drink it."" She then looks at the brunette and asks her what she brought. The brunette says, ""I brought a protein bar with me. In case I get hungry, I'll eat it!"" She then turns to the blonde and notices that she's carrying a car door. She says, ""Why in the world would you bring a c…

A redditor walks in to bar... The bartender says, ""what'll you have?"" ""It's been so long since I've had a good laugh"", replies the redditor. ""I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."" ""That sounds easy enough"", replies the bartender. ""I should warn you"", the redditor says, ""I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again"". Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes. ""How about this?"" he asks, "…

A blonde, a brunette, and a Redhead are all in a bar The bartender goes up to them and says ""Hey ladies, I can grant you a wish if you can tell me one true statement."" ""However if you lie to me, you will disappear. Skeptical, the redhead goes up first and says ""Okay, then I think I am the prettiest one in this room."" The bartender says ""True, what's your wish?"" The redhead wishes for a diamond necklace and receives it and leaves the bar happy. Surprised, the brunette goes next eagerly and…