Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil? A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?

You hear about all of these refugees? Sounds like a Syria's problem.

Who was first in Transylvania? Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania. He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim. When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found. ​ Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians? (Romanian joke :-) )