😄 Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship And the news presenter says ""she's lying on her si...

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Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship And the news presenter says ""she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court"". I just happened to glance at my girlfriend, and now it's all kicked off!

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