Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.

Blonde School Girl A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: ""Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"" ""Yes, darling, very good."" Answers the mom. ""Is that because I'm blonde?"" she asks. ""Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."" The mom says. Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: ""Mummy, today at school we learnt…

God Damn Loch Ness Monster "" I met my cousin for the first time at a family reunion. Her dad, my uncle, was kick of a kick up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family so I didn't meet her until I was 14. She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle when she laughed. She was super quiet and always texting or listening to music. After diner she came up to my room and asked, ""Wanna smoke some weed?"" in a n excited tone. ""Sure"" I said. We both e…

A religious blonde is going bankrupt... She prays to God to win the lottery, so she wouldn't have to sell her car to make it through the week, but alas she doesn't. Next week she prays again to win the lottery, so she doesn't have to sell her house but again she doesn't win the lottery. Having nothing left she prays to win the lottery the third week and again doesn't win. So she starts asking God why he doesn't help her, why he left her to sell her car, her house. Just as she's about to lose her…