Lake Zurich High was closed down Monday due to reports of a suspicious package. For help, Police called in Jerry Sandusky, who investigates high school packages all the time. x-post from [r/headlinesjokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/headlinejokes/)
Lake Zurich High was closed down Monday due to reports of a suspicious package. For help, Police called in Jerry Sandusky, who investigates high school packages all the time. x-post from [r/headlinesjokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/headlinejokes/)
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