Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.

Cop; Know why I pulled you over? Me; Because you got beat up in high school Cop;....... Me; Because you got beat up in high school, Sir?

My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy

Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?" Me: "You got all C's in High School?"