Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.

Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class.

My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy

Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?" Me: "You got all C's in High School?"