Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely healthy bouncy definitely Caucasian white baby boy! ""Congratulations"" says the nurse to the new parents. ""What will you name the baby""? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says ""Well two Wong's don't make a white so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong!

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck

[hospital] "Did my dad make it, doctor?" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] "HE'S DEAD?" Haha no, he went to Disney World.