I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... I never got re-elected#School#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a C-average student from Texas? Mr. President#Mr President#Texas#School#Politics+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".#Clown College#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.#Politics#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp