😄 A pirate is never late.... (x-post from Funny) A pirate is never late, nor is he early, he arrives p...

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A pirate is never late.... (x-post from Funny) A pirate is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to. Although admittedly drunk, on fire and uninvited.

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