An intern's first day on a pirate ship... A pirate and his protege are together on a ship. The protege asks the pirate, ""Barnabus, how did you get that peg leg?"" The pirate replied ""I was in a rigorous battle, attempting to plunder another ship. Out of nowhere came a cannonball, and blew my leg square off!"" ""Well then, how did you acquire that hook?"" Barnabus explained, ""I was in an exciting sword fight with the famous blackbeard, and we had been going at it for hours, when he sliced off my right hand!"" ""And the eyepatch"" ""Oh, that? A bird had shit in my eye!"" ""Well, I don't think that could blind you? Could it?"" ""Of course not, I still wasn't used to the hook!""