Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"??? This needs to happen.

That show the amazing race..... Is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis

When is the best time to have diarrhea? During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points. - Zach Galifianakis

A man called over to his neighbour one morning: "That must have been a hell of a party you had last night. Didn't you hear me thumping on the wall?" "No," said the neighbour, "but don't worry about it. We were making a fair bit of noise ourselves." My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there who were deaf. They were so good. Zach Galifianakis